My mom is the most amazing woman I know. She has the patience of Job, she has incredible faith, she is an excellent cook, she is a dedicated mom and teacher, she is kind and generous... the list could go on and on! She also has these weird food fixations. One time she went on a salad kick and ate salad for BREAKFAST, lunch, and dinner for two months. Wouldn't you know that of all of the qualities I could have inherited from my awesome mother, it's the weird food thing? Lately my obsession has been Dark Chocolate Raisinets. I *LOVED* them. I ate them by the handful. I rationalized that they were actually good for me, because after all, they were just raisins. And then, everything changed for me.
I was cleaning my bathroom when Jackson ran in to find me. "Mom, Chloe's got stinkies!" he said. Wanting to get Chloe changed before she polluted the entire house, I moved quickly. I had Jackson get me a grocery bag and the wipes while I chased Chloe who was saying "No stinkies! No stinkies!" I caught her, pinned her down, and prepared for the worst. As I removed her diaper I was shocked to find a big handful of Raisnets in there. Jackson doubled over with laughter (he gets his mischievious side from Grandpa Miyasaki) and in one moment, I was cured of my Raisinet obsession.
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Poor Chloe, she was blamed for a "stinkie" she never had. The psychological damage....
I hope you don't start finding other odd foods where they shouldn't be. She has now been a witness and party to Jackson sticking food in her diaper, you know what they say about little kids copying things they see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That Jackson is a funny boy! Did he get his sense of humor from your mom, too?
That is too funny. Little stinker!
While I'm sitting here in the library making everyone around me wonder why I'm laughing so hard, it DOES make me glad to only have one child! How funny!
Funny! Good thing I already don't like raisins. :>
Cute family picture!
Please come and pull that prank on me! :)
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